daddyiator

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a dad who looks like a giant lizard and acts like he owns the swamp

My daddyiator ate my homework and it was delicious

He showed up at the school play wearing a suit made of scales

I got grounded because I called him 'dad' instead of 'daddyiator'

a man who is half dad and half alligator, and he doesn't care who knows it

He roared at the teacher during math class

He tried to eat my lunch and failed because it was too spicy

He took over the family business and now it's a gator-themed restaurant

a dad who looks like he crawled out of a muddy lake and smells like old socks

He came to my soccer game and sat in the mud

He tried to help me with my math homework and just growled

He wore my mom’s earrings and nobody knew why