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A dad who can fix your video game console, cook a decent meal, and still remember your birthday without being asked.

Dad: 'I fixed your PS5 before I even had coffee.' Me: 'You’re a god.'

Dad shows up at my school with a pizza and a calculator. I cried.

Dad: 'I know your favorite song. I also know your math teacher’s name.' I: 'How?'

When a father is so good at parenting that he might as well be a superhero with a baby cape and a dad emoji.

Dad saves my life during a math test with a secret cheat sheet. I owe him my A+

Dad shows up at my soccer game with a snack and a speech about teamwork. I won the game.

Dad: 'I can fix your broken bike, your broken heart, and your broken math homework.' I: 'You’re my hero.'

A dad who doesn’t just raise kids, he takes them on wild adventures, survives them, and sometimes even laughs at the mess they make.

Dad takes me on a midnight pizza run. I: 'You’re the best dad ever.'

Dad: 'I survived your toddler phase. I can survive your middle school drama.'

Dad builds a treehouse in the backyard. I: 'You’re a wizard.'

A dad who knows everything about you, even when you’re trying to hide your secrets from the world.

Dad: 'I know you failed your test. I saw you crying in the bathroom.'

Dad: 'I know your crush’s name. I also know your mom’s secret cookie recipe.'

Dad: 'I know your dreams. I also know your nightmares.' I: 'How?'

A dad who doesn’t just help you, he helps you win, even if it means he has to cheat a little.

Dad: 'I gave you the answers to your test. You’re welcome.'

Dad helps me beat my friend in a video game. I: 'You’re a cheat.'

Dad: 'I told your teacher you were sick. I also told her you’re a genius.' I: 'You’re my favorite dad.'