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when a guy who should be your dad is still hot and you want his face on a shirt because you’re a loser
I’m in love with Brad Pitt and I bought a T-shirt with his face on it. I look like a creepy dad.
My crush is 50 and I still text him every day. He calls me 'kid'. I’m 22.
I wear his shirt to work. My boss asked why I look like a desperate fan.
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when a man who is too old for you is still cute and you want to wear his face on a shirt like it’s a badge of honor
I have a shirt with Tom Hanks on it. I wear it every day. I look like a lost kid.
I bought a shirt with Morgan Freeman. My mom said I should date him instead.
My crush is 60 and I still buy his shirts. I’m a weirdo.
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when a guy who is your dad’s age is still attractive and you want his face on a shirt because you’re too dumb to get a real life
I bought a shirt with Will Smith on it. My friends laugh at me. I don’t care.
I wear my dad’s old shirt. My dad says I look like a weird fan.
I bought a shirt with Idris Elba. I look like I’m 12 again.
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when a man who is old enough to be your dad is still hot and you want his face on a shirt because you’re a desperate fan
I have a shirt with Ryan Reynolds on it. I wear it to every party. I look like a weird fan.
I bought a shirt with Leonardo DiCaprio. My crush said I look like a loser.
I wear my shirt to school. My teacher said I’m too obsessed.
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when a man who is too old for you is still cute and you want to wear his face on a shirt like it’s a personal victory
I have a shirt with Dwayne Johnson on it. I wear it every day. I look like a weird dad.
I bought a shirt with Chris Evans. My crush called me a loser.
I wear my shirt to work. My boss said I look like a fan.
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