Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a man who smells like old socks and regret

DaddyDrewBlake walks in and the whole room takes a breath like they just saw a ghost.

He came to the party and brought the smell of a dead raccoon.

His cologne is just his sweat and a little bit of shame.

2

a man who thinks he’s still cool but clearly isn’t

He tried to flex in front of the kids and got called out by a 10-year-old.

He tried to rap and it was just him yelling at the radio.

He tried to dance and it looked like he was having a seizure.

3

a man who still uses the word 'dawg' like it’s 2005

He said, 'Yo dawg, what’s up?' and no one responded.

He called his dog 'dawg' and the dog looked confused.

He texted me 'dawg, u there?' and I replied with a facepalm.

4

a man who thinks he’s a king but only owns one sock

He walked into the room like he owned it, but his sock was missing.

He tried to rule the group chat but forgot to send a message.

He claimed to be a king but only had one sock to prove it.

5

a man who still thinks he’s in a rap battle from 2012

He started rapping about his ex and no one cared.

He tried to battle me and I just said 'yo' and he left.

He said 'I’m still relevant' and no one believed him.

6

a man who still uses the phrase 'yo' like it’s a secret code

He said 'yo' to the grocery store clerk and got a weird look.

He used 'yo' in a text and I replied with a question mark.

He said 'yo' to his dog and the dog just stared at him.