daddydick

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It's the thing that makes your woman's other guy's dick jealous. You're the reason she doesn't wanna talk to him no more.
Bro, I flex my daddydick in front of her ex and he cried.
My woman's like, 'You're the real deal, not him.'
I showed up to her house with a pizza and my daddydick, and he ran.
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That big old stick that makes your woman scream and forget her ex's name.
My woman screamed so loud my neighbor called the cops.
She forgot her ex's name because of my daddydick.
She was too busy moaning to remember her ex.
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A stick that's so good, it makes your woman wish her ex was never born.
My woman said her ex was the worst thing that ever happened to her.
She told her ex to go die in a hole.
She said she'd rather be with me than him any day.
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