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a messy version of being a dad who wants to sniff your hair and feed you ice cream while calling you 'my little angel' even though you're 23 and have a tattoo of a squirrel
'I'll buy you 100 milkshakes if you let me hold your hand.'
'You're my favorite kid even though you told me I smell like a gym sock.'
'I'll protect you from the world... and also from your ex.'
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when a guy acts like a dad who just found out his kid has a crush on someone and starts giving advice, but it's all just a way to get closer to you
'You know, I had a crush on a girl once. It was a disaster.'
'If you need help with your crush, I'm here 24/7... and I'll bring cookies.'
'I'll be your dad, your friend, your therapist, and your boyfriend all in one.'
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when you're so nice to someone you almost give them a raise, just because they smiled at you and said 'thank you' three times in a row
'I'll let you skip work today... and maybe tomorrow too.'
'I'll buy you lunch every day for the rest of the year.'
'If you need help with anything, just say the word. I'm like your personal dad.'
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