daddybump

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a butt so round it looks like it's about to pop and hit you in the face
My cousin’s daddybump is so big it could knock out a cow.
I saw a guy’s daddybump and I almost cried.
My mom says my daddybump is gonna make me fat for life.
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a butt so big it’s like it has a second job just to stay round
His daddybump is so big, it has a side hustle.
My sister’s daddybump is like a donut shop.
That guy’s daddybump is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.
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a butt so big it looks like it’s wearing pants just to keep from falling over
Her daddybump is so big, it’s got its own pants.
My dad’s daddybump is so big, it’s got a belt.
That girl’s daddybump is so big, it’s got its own seat.
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a butt so big it could win a wrestling match by just sitting there
His daddybump is so big, it could beat a bear.
My brother’s daddybump is like a champ.
That woman’s daddybump could take down a whole class.
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a butt so big it’s like it’s got a second personality just to stay round
Her daddybump is so big, it’s got a sidekick.
My mom’s daddybump is like a whole other person.
That guy’s daddybump is so big, it’s got a twin.
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a butt so big it could be a planet and still have room for a burger
His daddybump is like a planet.
My dad’s daddybump is like a galaxy.
That guy’s daddybump is so big, it’s got a moon.
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