Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a brainless, clueless dad who thinks he’s the boss. He says no when you want something so bad it hurts.

Dad: No video game. Me: I’ll cry. Dad: No. I’m crying now.

Dad said no to pizza. I said no to dad. He cried.

Dad: No party. I: No dad. He: No. I: No. He: No. I: No.

2

a dad who acts like he’s the king of everything. He says no just to be a pain in the ass.

Dad said no to my dog. I said no to his brain.

He wouldn’t let me eat cake. I said no to him. He cried.

Dad: No. Me: No. Dad: No. Me: No. Dad: No.

3

a dad who’s so dumb he thinks he’s the only one who matters. He says no when you really need it.

Dad: No. I: No. He: No. I: No. He: No. I: No.

He said no to my phone. I said no to his brain.

Dad wouldn’t let me play. I said no to him. He cried.

4

a dad who thinks he’s the smartest person on earth. He says no just to be a total idiot.

Dad: No. I: No. Dad: No. I: No. Dad: No. I: No.

He said no to my snack. I said no to his brain.

Dad: No. I: No. He: No. I: No. He: No.

5

a dad who acts like he’s the boss of the whole world. He says no when you really need it.

Dad said no to my toy. I said no to his brain.

He wouldn’t let me go out. I said no to him. He cried.

Dad: No. Me: No. Dad: No. Me: No. Dad: No.

6

a dad who thinks he’s the only one who can make decisions. He says no when you want something so bad it hurts.

Dad: No. I: No. He: No. I: No. He: No. I: No.

He said no to my candy. I said no to his brain.

Dad wouldn’t let me go. I said no to him. He cried.