Daddy_Cloud

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Cloud is your daddy and he's sitting on top of your head like a fat kid on a couch

My teacher said I was daydreaming, but I was just waiting for Daddy Cloud to stop smushing my brain.

I got a C on my math test because Daddy Cloud was too busy snoring in my head.

My mom says I'm lazy, but she doesn't know Daddy Cloud is eating my motivation for breakfast.

Cloud is your daddy and he's got you pinned down like a bug in a net

I couldn't think straight in class because Daddy Cloud was holding me hostage in my brain.

My friend said I was acting weird, but I was just yelling at Daddy Cloud for being late.

I tried to do my homework, but Daddy Cloud was too busy stealing my concentration.

Cloud is your daddy and he's got you by the throat like a wrestler in a bar fight

I couldn't breathe during my presentation because Daddy Cloud was choking me with his fluffy vibes.

I got distracted during the test because Daddy Cloud was wrestling my thoughts.

I told my friend I was tired, but I was just fighting Daddy Cloud in my head.