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the only reason you're here is because your dad had a life outside of watching porn and eating pizza

Dad: 'I’m not a bad dad, I’m just a dad who’s bad at everything.'

Mom: 'He’s not a dad, he’s a legend.'

Brother: 'Dad’s so legendary, he got a nickname.'

I am the glorious Gracelynne Alexis Hamblin, and I own this dad

Gracelynne: 'I don’t just have a dad, I have a superhero.'

Gracelynne: 'My dad is the best, and I’m not just saying that.'

Gracelynne: 'I’m not a regular person, I’m the child of a god.'