daddy x

Daddy X walked into the room like he owned it. He didn't. He just smelled like the trash can.

My cousin says he's a daddy x. I told him he's just a man who forgot how to shower.

Daddy X tried to rhyme. It was like a broken toaster trying to make toast.

Daddy X came to the party with his hat on. He didn’t take it off. Not even for the cake.

He called me a fanboy. I called him a hat man. He didn’t know what that meant.

Daddy X tried to flex. I flexed harder. He looked like he just got hit by a bus.

Daddy X was yelling at the sky. I asked him why. He said the sky was annoying.

He called himself a legend. I called him a loud man who doesn’t know how to be quiet.

Daddy X thinks he’s a king. I think he’s just mad the pizza ran out.