daddy work

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A guy who cuts the grass, works his butt off, drives kids to the worst fast food spot, and can fix anything that breaks, even if it’s because he’s too tired to think straight.
My dad’s a daddy work. He fixed my bike with one hand while eating a burger with the other.
My brother’s a daddy work. He works 12-hour shifts and still manages to drive me to McDonald’s at 2 a. m.
My uncle’s a daddy work. He mows the lawn so fast, the grass is jealous.
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A man who’s stuck in a bad office relationship, usually because he’s too desperate to get a promotion and doesn’t care if he gets kissed by the boss.
My cousin’s a daddy work. He’s been getting head from his boss for years just to get a raise.
My friend’s a daddy work. He’s been sleeping with his manager for five years and still can’t get a better job.
My neighbor’s a daddy work. He’s been kissing his boss’s ass so long, he’s got a rash.
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The name you shout at someone when they give you the best head you’ve ever had, and you swear it was the best thing since sliced bread.
My boyfriend’s a daddy work. I’ve had him for two years and still can’t stop screaming his name.
My ex was a daddy work. He gave me the best head I’ve ever had, and I still think about it.
My best friend’s a daddy work. He gave me head so good, I almost forgot to breathe.
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