Daddy-With-A-Phatty

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A man who thinks he’s cool because he has a big belly and a sad life.
Dad: 'I’m gonna eat this whole pizza.' Mom: 'You already ate the crust.'
At the gym, he’s too out of breath to lift a bag of chips.
He tried to dance at the wedding and looked like a confused potato.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who smells like old socks and thinks he’s the king of the world.
He tried to tell a joke and it was just him sniffing his own armpit.
He thinks his job is 'important' because he works at a gas station.
He tried to play chess and forgot how the pieces move.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who thinks he’s tough but can’t even handle a hot dog.
He tried to eat a hot dog and it looked like he was being tortured.
He screamed when a vacuum cleaner turned on.
He tried to lift weights and just sat there like a confused potato.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who is too lazy to brush his teeth and thinks he’s a rock star.
He tried to sing at karaoke and it sounded like a dying cat.
He thinks his hair is 'fashionable' because it looks like a bird nest.
He tried to dance and just stood there like a statue.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the most important person in the universe and has no idea why.
He yelled at the mailman for delivering the wrong letter.
He thinks his phone is 'smart' because it has a screen.
He tried to explain the internet to his kid and got confused.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who thinks he’s a superhero but can’t even tie his shoes.
He tried to save the day and just fell over.
He wears a cape and thinks it makes him look cool.
He tried to fly and just tripped into a puddle.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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