Daddy Whorebucks

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A guy who throws cash at women just to get in their pants, even if they’re barely dressed.

"I’ll pay you to take your clothes off," he said. She took the money and the shirt off."

"He gave me $200 for a date. I only wore socks and a bra."

"He dropped a $50 bill on my lap. I walked out with a $50 bill and a $50 feeling."

A man who spends like a fool just to get a look at a woman’s legs, and sometimes her face.

"He paid for my flight just so he could sit next to me on the plane."

"He spent $100 on a coffee so he could flirt with the barista."

"He bought me a car. I drove it to the mall and parked it next to him."

A dude who throws money around like it’s going out of style, just to sleep with someone who might not even want him.

"He gave me $100 for a kiss. I gave him $100 for a nap."

"He paid for my dinner, my drink, and my regret."

"He threw cash at me like it was confetti. I walked away with a $20 tip and a $20 headache."

A guy who spends like he’s rich just to get a chance to sleep with someone who might not be worth it.

"He paid for my hotel room just so he could sleep in it."

"He gave me $50 to wear a dress. I wore it, and he gave me a $50 headache."

"He spent $200 on a massage just so I’d rub his back."

A man who hands out money like it’s candy, just to get a smile, a wink, or a very short skirt.

"He gave me $20 just to smile at him in the grocery store."

"He paid for my lunch just so he could steal my fries."

"He handed me $50 for a compliment. I gave him $50 for a nap."

A guy who spends like it’s free just to get a chance to sleep with someone who might not even want to be seen with him.

"He paid for my concert tickets just so he could sit next to me."

"He gave me $100 just to walk by him in the mall."

"He spent $50 on a bouquet of flowers just so I’d throw them at his head."