daddy weight

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The kind of weight that makes you look like a walking meat mountain only a real man could carry. Kids, babies, and weak-ass women would need a whole crew to move it.
My dad's got daddy weight. He looks like he could crush a kid with one hand.
My uncle gained daddy weight after his kid was born. He eats like a beast and never moves.
My stepdad’s got so much daddy weight, he makes me feel like a weakling.
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The weight a dad gets from stress, bad food, and not moving. It comes from being a dad or about to be one.
My dad gained daddy weight because he ate donuts every day and watched football all day.
My stepdad got daddy weight from being a lousy dad and eating like a pig.
My uncle got daddy weight after his kid was born. He just sat on the couch and ate pizza.
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