Daddy Water

I drank so much Daddy Water I started talking to the fridge

My friend’s Daddy Water was so strong it made his dog cry

She tried to make me drink Daddy Water and I said no, so she added more lemons and called me a baby

He licked the dog bowl so hard the dog started licking him back

My uncle’s girlfriend left him because he kept licking the dog bowl instead of her

He said he’d rather drink from a dog bowl than eat a pizza with his girlfriend

She had three kids and still kept begging for more like she was running a baby factory

He said no to another baby, but she kept begging until he gave in

She was already pregnant and still asked for a fourth baby like she was a robot