Daddy Warbucks Town

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a rich town where everything costs so much it makes your wallet cry and your bank account bleed

I tried to buy a sandwich in Daddy Warbucks Town and it cost more than my rent.

My cousin got a job there and now she spends more on coffee than I do on weed.

I saw a hot dog that cost more than my car payment.

a place where the rich laugh at you while you try to survive on a burger and a bus ride

I went to a grocery store there and the cheapest loaf of bread was like a week’s worth of my lunch money.

My friend got a job at a coffee shop and now he eats ramen for dinner because he can’t afford anything else.

I tried to buy a soda and it cost more than my entire paycheck.

a town so rich it thinks money is just a suggestion, not a rule

I tried to live there for a week and I spent more than I made in a month.

My mom went there for a vacation and came back with a new car and a broken bank account.

I got a job there and now I can’t even afford to buy my own damn socks.

a place where the rich are so rich they don’t even know what poor means

I tried to buy a pizza there and it cost more than my entire month’s worth of groceries.

My uncle went to Daddy Warbucks Town and now he spends more on a cup of coffee than I do on a whole week of snacks.

I got a job there and now I can’t even afford to eat sometimes.

a town so rich it thinks money is just a bonus, not a necessity

I went to a restaurant there and the cheapest meal was like $50, and I thought that was just a joke.

My friend tried to live there and now he eats cereal for dinner and drinks coffee for breakfast.

I went there for a weekend and I spent more than I make in a whole month.

a place where the rich spend money like it’s going out of style and the poor just hope they get a tip

I tried to buy a cup of coffee there and it cost more than my rent.

My cousin got a job there and now she spends more on lunch than I do on dinner.

I went to a store and the cheapest shirt was like $100, and I was like, 'What the hell is this?'