daddy warbucks

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The super bald guy from Annie who treated her like a trophy and expected a blowjob for every sugar daddy moment. He also had a kid named Dahv who was basically a walking wallet.
"Daddy Warbucks? More like Daddy Wankbucks."
He spent more on Dahv’s shoes than my whole rent.
He acted like he was rich, but his wallet was thinner than my face after a lunch break.
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A guy you call when you need to trash talk someone. He’s not cool, not shorty, and not even that guy. He’s just the guy you use when you're being lazy.
"That guy? He’s just a daddy warbucks in disguise."
I called him instead of my ex because he’s less annoying.
He’s the guy who shows up when you’re too tired to be specific.
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A guy with a wallet so thick it could double as a slap. He pays for everything, and if he doesn’t, he’s just pretending to be rich.
He paid for my whole trip, but still called me a freeloader.
He gave me a hundred bucks and said it was a loan.
He paid for my dinner, but I still got a bill.
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A tall, bald, rich, Jewish guy who thinks he’s king of the world because he gave a girl some money and a nickname.
He gave her a necklace and called her his queen.
He spends more on haircuts than I do on food.
He thinks being rich means he gets to name everyone.
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A guy who talks about money like it’s his ex. He brags about it, but he still buys his own drink. He’s rich, but he’s cheap.
He talks about money like it’s a dating app.
He spends more time talking about money than actually spending it.
He calls himself rich, but his wallet is broke.
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A rich town where the only people who can breathe are the super rich. Everyone else is just a walking paycheck.
I can’t afford to live there. I’d be a walking paycheck.
It’s so expensive, even the groceries are a loan.
The rich live there, and the rest of us are just broke.
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