Daddy umpkins

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When you're so obsessed with your buddy that you call them your daddy umpkin. Usually happens when they have a Minecraft head and you're too high to think straight.
Bro, you're my daddy umpkin. I'll beat you up if you don't give me your Minecraft head.
Dadumpkin, I just finished your lunch. Now give me your Minecraft head or I'll cry.
You're my daddy umpkin. I'll marry you in the Minecraft world.
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Calling someone your daddy umpkin because you're so in love with them. This only happens when they have a Minecraft head and you're acting like a total fool.
Dadumpkin, I'll steal your Minecraft head if you don't love me back.
You're my daddy umpkin. I know you're lying about the Minecraft head.
Dadumpkin, I'll marry you. Even if you don't have a Minecraft head.
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When you're so crazy about your friend that you call them your daddy umpkin. They probably have a Minecraft head, and you're probably a mess.
Dadumpkin, I just built a house for you in Minecraft. Now love me back.
You're my daddy umpkin. I'll kick your Minecraft head if you don't love me.
Dadumpkin, I'll take your Minecraft head and eat it.
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