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When a high school kid shows off their fancy lifted truck that their dad paid for with money from a retirement fund
My dad bought me a truck because he thought I was going to be a trucker. I’m just going to be a trucker in high school.
I got a truck from my dad. He said it was a present. I think he just wanted me to stop embarrassing him in the school parking lot.
My dad paid for my truck because he thought I was going to be a legend. I’m just going to be a legend in the school parking lot.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A college guy with a truck so big and lifted it looks like it was hit by a meteor. He’s so obsessed with his truck he walks like a chicken with a broken leg
I saw him walking like a chicken. He said it was because his truck was so big it broke his legs.
He drives by in his truck and drops more panties than a bakery drops donuts.
He’s so obsessed with his truck he thinks it’s a girlfriend. He even talks to it before he leaves the house.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man with a butt so big it looks like it’s about to take over his truck
His butt is so big it’s like it has a seat belt of its own.
He drives his truck so slow because his butt is too big to move fast.
He eats so much junk food his butt is now a lifestyle brand.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a hot guy drives a hot truck and everyone knows it. If you drive a hot truck you are the king of the road
He drives by and everyone stops to stare. He’s not just hot. He’s hot with a truck.
I saw him driving by and I thought, 'That’s not just a truck. That’s a dream.'
He’s the king of the road because he has a truck and he looks good in it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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