Daddy that's so pp~

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A man so pp~ he could make a baby cry just by walking into a room.
My dad walked into the school cafeteria and the whole lunch line shut down.
He showed up at the park and three kids ran away screaming.
He came to my birthday party and my mom started crying.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy so pp~ he could beat a dinosaur in a dance-off.
He challenged a T-Rex to a dance-off and won with a twirl.
He showed up at the zoo and the lions started doing the wave.
He beat a dinosaur and now they all call him king.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man so pp~ he doesn’t need pants, he just walks in and people scream.
He came to the store and the clerk dropped the coffee.
He walked into my classroom and the teacher fainted.
He showed up at the mall and the security guard ran away.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy so pp~ he could make a superhero blush.
He showed up at the superhero convention and the hero started blushing.
He walked past the Hulk and the Hulk turned pink.
He stood next to Batman and Batman turned red.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man so pp~ he could make a vampire scream and run away.
He walked into the vampire club and the vampires all ran.
He showed up at the graveyard and the ghosts started screaming.
He came to the party and the vampire host had a heart attack.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy so pp~ he could make a king bow down and offer him a throne.
He showed up at the castle and the king dropped to his knees.
He walked into the throne room and the court started laughing.
He came to the royal ball and the queen gave him a crown.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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