daddy tater

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daddy tater is so fat he makes the couch cry

my gym teacher called me daddy tater after I ate three pizzas

my dog stares at me like I’m daddy tater

my mom said I’m daddy tater and I’m gonna die from being so big

daddy tater is like a mountain made of snacks

I saw daddy tater in the mall and it looked like a snack explosion

my friend said I’m like daddy tater after I ate a whole bag of chips

my dad called me daddy tater because I’m always eating

daddy tater is so big he could bench press a cow

my teacher said I’m daddy tater and I could bench press a cow

I told my friend I’m daddy tater and he laughed so hard he cried

my brother said I’m daddy tater because I eat like a cow