Daddy-Tang

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Daddy-Tang was invented by Cesar, the guy who wears the same shirt every day and calls himself "Senor T-Shirt," and it means you’re the top dog, the king, the guy who doesn’t need no help.
"You’re the Daddy-Tang of this classroom," said the kid who got detention.
"That pizza? Daddy-Tang material," said my brother after eating the whole thing.
"I’m the Daddy-Tang of this game," said my cousin who lost.
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Daddy-Tang is a nonsense word made by a kid named Sénior T-Shirt, who has three shirts and speaks English like he’s drunk on soda and syrup.
"You’re the Daddy-Tang of this fight," said my little brother after I beat him up.
"That dog is the Daddy-Tang of the neighborhood," said my neighbor who got bit.
"I’m the Daddy-Tang of this party," said my friend who showed up late and wasted.
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