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A guy who texts me so much he might as well live in my phone.
Hey daddy swamp hole, why are you still texting me at 2 AM?
Daddy swamp hole, I'm sleeping, you know.
Daddy swamp hole, I'm gonna block you if you don't stop.
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The guy who texts me so much I think he’s trying to replace my mom.
Daddy swamp hole, you’re like my second mom now.
Why are you texting me about your ex’s new cat?
I don’t even know who you are anymore.
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The guy who texts me so much I think he’s gonna break my phone.
Daddy swamp hole, I’m gonna throw my phone out the window.
You text me more than my mom does.
I’m gonna have to get a new phone because of you.