Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The guy who looks like he just walked out of a hair salon and a prison fight at the same time.

Daddy Steve showed up with a purple hairdo and a black eye. Classic.

He came in with a mullet and a look that said, 'I don't care if you're mad.'

Daddy Steve arrived with a neon pink fade and a temper that could melt ice.

2

A man who takes his hair so seriously, he probably has a therapist for it.

Daddy Steve came in with a hairdo so complicated, it had a mood.

He spent 45 minutes fixing his hair before coming to the bar.

Daddy Steve’s hair is like a full-time job.

3

He’s the guy who thinks a comb is a weapon and a hair dryer is a warhead.

Daddy Steve used a comb like it was going to kill him.

He blasted his hair dryer like it was a rocket.

Daddy Steve fought his hair like it was a rival.

4

The man who looks like he just stepped out of a bad boy band and a bad breakup.

Daddy Steve came in with a bad haircut and a worse attitude.

He had a hairdo that screamed 'I’m still in love with my ex.'

Daddy Steve’s look was so dramatic, it had a soundtrack.

5

He’s the kind of man who takes 20 minutes to do his hair and still thinks it’s a mess.

Daddy Steve spent 20 minutes on his hair and still called it a disaster.

He came in with a hairdo that looked like it was done by a drunk kid.

Daddy Steve’s hair looked like it had a life of its own.

6

The guy who makes you question your life choices just by looking at him.

Daddy Steve walked in and I instantly regretted everything.

He had a hairdo so wild, it made me lose my appetite.

Daddy Steve’s look was so intense, I almost cried.