Daddy Stanky

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You’re so drunk you think the beat is your ex and you’re trying to rub your crotch on anything that moves.

I was Daddy Stanky so hard I woke up in a strangers bathroom with a tattoo of a disco ball on my knee.

At the club I tried to dance with a wall and it said no thanks.

I rubbed my crotch on a girls leg so hard the DJ asked if I was trying to start a fire.

A man who thinks he’s a king but only knows how to shake his hips and say ‘baby’.

He came up to me and said ‘baby, you got a nice leg’ and I said ‘you got a nice face’ and he left crying.

He tried to dance with my mom and she gave him a black eye.

He wore a crown to the club and got kicked out for talking too much.