daddy snatchin

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When you hit up the club or bar just to find some old man who thinks he's still hot !
I went to the bar to find a daddy, but all I got was a man who still thinks he's in his 30s.
Club night is just me and my friends looking for some old guy to take home.
I didn't go to the club for fun, I went to find a dad who still smells like cologne.
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You go to the bar to find a man who still thinks he's your dad and doesn't care how many kids you've had !
I saw a guy at the bar, he looked like my dad and still had a beard.
At the club, I found a guy who thought he was still my dad and asked me to leave with him.
The man at the bar looked like he had just come from a family reunion.
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You go out to find a man who thinks he's still your dad and still has a nice body !
I found a guy at the club who still had a nice body and still acted like he was my dad.
The man I met at the bar looked like he was still my dad, he even had a nice body.
I didn't go to the club for fun, I went to find a guy who looked like my dad and still had a nice body.
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