Daddy snatcher

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A woman who takes a man who already has kids and makes him wish he had a divorce lawyer in his pants.

My ex is a daddy snatcher and she took my dad and now he's too busy to pay me allowance.

My cousin's girlfriend is a daddy snatcher and she made him drop out of college to move in with her.

My uncle got snatched by a daddy snatcher and now he's too busy eating cereal for dinner to notice.

When a woman braids her hair so her man can yank them like a toddler on a toy train.

My mom's braids look like a toddler's hair and my dad yanks them like it's a game show.

My sister's braids are so tight her man yanks them like they're a rope in a tug-of-war.

My neighbor's braids are so long her man yanks them like he's trying to pull a wagon.