Daddy Snape Cult

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A stupid thing me and Ani did because we think Snape is the ultimate dad and we need to worship him like he's a god

I sacrificed my lunch money to Snape for better grades

Ani drew a mustache on my face and called me a 'pup' in front of the class

We started a secret club called 'The Snapple Circle' and took turns yelling 'Expelliarmus!' at the ceiling

A dumb project made by me and Ani because we think Snape is the best dad ever and we want the whole school to know

We put Snape's face on a pizza box and called it 'The Professor's Lunch' at the cafeteria

Ani texted me in the middle of class: 'Snape is watching us, we need to act cool'

We drew Snape's hair on the blackboard and got detention for it