Daddy Sized

My cousin got called Daddy Sized after he pulled out a 12 inch sausage.

My friend’s girlfriend said, 'You’re not just Daddy Sized, you’re the whole damn family.'

He got called Daddy Sized because he showed up with a cock so big it had its own ZIP code.

At the party, the DJ said, 'Welcome to the Daddy Sized special event.'

My mom told my dad, 'You're not just Daddy Sized, you're the reason I have a headache.'

He got called Daddy Sized because he had to take two guys to the hospital.

My uncle got called Daddy Sized because he saved the day with a single stroke.

She said, 'You're not just Daddy Sized, you're the whole damn Marvel universe.'

He got called Daddy Sized because he had to take a break from fighting to catch his breath.

At the school talent show, my brother got called Daddy Sized after he did a karate kick with his cock.

My friend’s girlfriend said, 'You're not just Daddy Sized, you're the whole damn solar system.'

He got called Daddy Sized because he had to borrow a telescope to see the full thing.

My neighbor got called Daddy Sized because he had to declare independence.

My dad said, 'You're not just Daddy Sized, you're the president of cock.'

He got called Daddy Sized because he had to take a vacation just to rest his cock.

My cousin got called Daddy Sized because he had a solo performance with his cock.

She said, 'You're not just Daddy Sized, you're the whole damn Rolling Stones.'

He got called Daddy Sized because he had to take a break from singing to catch his breath.