daddy shrek

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A burger so big and messy it looks like a fat kid threw a tantrum in a kitchen. It’s made by squishing two double cheeseburgers and a McChicken together like they’re trying to escape a jail cell.
I ordered a Shrek Daddy Mac and it looked like a meat explosion.
My dad tried to eat it and it came out his nose.
I took one bite and my life changed forever.
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A secret message you send to your crush when you’re too shy to say it out loud. It’s like whispering 'I like you' but with more drama and less dignity.
He texted me 'daddy shrek' and I knew he liked me.
I said 'daddy shrek' to my crush and he blushed.
She DM’d me 'daddy shrek' and I died a little inside.
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