daddy shower

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A grumpy old man who likes to use the shower as his personal toilet and also likes to fuck people, especially other men.
My shower daddy took a dump in the shower and still managed to fuck me.
He’s like a beast in the shower. I don’t know how he even fits.
He’s been my shower daddy for 10 years. I’ve seen him do things I won’t ever do.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When a new guy in jail gets beaten up by some big guy who then takes over the shower and claims it as his own.
That shower daddy hit me so hard I got a black eye and a shower.
He took the shower like it was his throne. I got the floor.
I was new and got Bitchafided by the shower daddy. Now I live in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When a soon-to-be dad throws a wild party before the kid comes, usually involving a lot of beer and a shower.
My dad’s bachelor party was in the shower. He drank so much he turned into a fountain.
The shower was the main event. I got a shower daddy tattoo for it.
He had a shower party and forgot to invite the kid. That kid’s gonna be mad.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A stupid name a boss tried to use for a guy named Dale Arbus because he thought it sounded cool.
Dale Arbus was the worst. His boss called him ‘Daddy Shower’ and now I laugh every time.
That boss had no life. He named a guy ‘Daddy Shower’ and thought it was genius.
Dale Arbus is my least favorite person. He was called Daddy Shower and it ruined my life.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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