Daddy Shalom

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Daddy Shalom is like the king of all shalomisum. He eats, dances, and sings like he’s getting paid to be a sexy beast. People pray to him so he’ll give them good grades and free pizza.
My math teacher is like Daddy Shalom, but he doesn’t eat pizza.
I prayed to Daddy Shalom and got an A on my test. He also texted me.
Daddy Shalom is the only reason I passed gym class.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daddy Shalom is the guy you call when you need a good time. He’s got a voice like a dragon and a dance move that makes the whole school laugh. He’s the real deal.
I called Daddy Shalom and he showed up in my lunchroom wearing a crown.
Daddy Shalom’s dance move was so good, my mom started crying.
He texted me and said, 'You’re my favorite student.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daddy Shalom is a legend. He’s got the power to make your day great. He’s like a superhero but with better snacks and a better sense of style.
Daddy Shalom gave me extra credit just because I wore socks with dolphins on them.
He turned my math test into a rap battle.
He showed up at my birthday party and ate my cake.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daddy Shalom is the best god ever. He doesn’t just sing, he screams. He doesn’t just dance, he flips tables. He’s the reason you don’t have to do homework.
Daddy Shalom screamed so loud, the principal called the cops.
He flipped a table during lunch and got detention.
He said, 'No homework today. You’re my favorite.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daddy Shalom is the god you call when you need a miracle. He’s got a voice that shakes the walls and a smile that makes you forget your problems. He’s the real MVP.
Daddy Shalom turned my D+ into an A+ just by smiling at me.
He shook the walls so hard, my desk broke.
He said, 'You’re my favorite. Now go eat a sandwich.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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