daddy sean

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A fat, bald, middle-aged guy who talks like a god on the internet but can't even keep his kid. He used to be married but now he's just a sad dad who got kicked out of his kid's life.

Daddy Sean: 'I'm the king of incel, I've got 10 kids and 5 ex-wives.' (He has one kid and one ex-wife who still gives him money.)

Daddy Sean: 'I'm just here to yell at Jakes and post pictures of my kid's custody hearing.'

Daddy Sean: 'I had a kid, I had a wife, now I have a life of shame and lard.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A guy who gets off on sliding his greasy butt into Jakes's butt like it's the most important thing in life. He's like the human version of a deep fryer.

Daddy Sean: 'I just lubed up and slid into Jakes like he was my long lost lover.'

Daddy Sean: 'I’ve been slithering into Jakes's ass since the 2000s. I’ve got a lard stain on my soul.'

Daddy Sean: 'I’ve got more lard than Jakes and I still manage to squeeze in there.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago