daddy schlong legs

My neighbor's dog saw daddy schlong legs and ran away screaming.

I saw daddy schlong legs in my cereal and threw it at my mom.

My math teacher drew daddy schlong legs on the board and I got a detention.

My little brother told my mom about daddy schlong legs and now she won't let me eat chips.

I saw daddy schlong legs on my lunch and I cried.

My dad called daddy schlong legs and got yelled at.

My cat saw daddy schlong legs and tried to eat it.

I saw daddy schlong legs on my homework and failed my test.

My teacher said daddy schlong legs was the reason I got a bad grade.