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A guy who eats a man's nuts while shoving a pen up his pecker

My uncle ate my dad's balls while writing a check with a pen up his butt.

He swallowed a guy's sack while pushing a pen up his meat.

At the office party, he ate a man's nuts and wrote a check with a pen up his cock.

A man who cries in the shower but laughs when he eats pizza. He talks about his abs like he has them, and his cock like it's a foot long

He cried in the shower but laughed when he bit into pepperoni.

He talks about his six-pack like he's a bodybuilder and his cock like it's a spaceship.

He cried while washing his face but laughed when he saw his meat.