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That hot teacher who makes your brain melt and your pants feel tight

He gave me a 100 on my test and winked. I got hard in my chair.

He walked in the room and I forgot how to breathe. My dog died.

He said 'algebra is easy' and I believed him. I was wrong.

The reason you failed math but passed life

He gave me a B+ and I cried like I lost my dog.

He smiled at me and I got a 98 on my quiz. I didn’t even study.

He said 'I like your shirt' and I got a 100. I wore a t-shirt.

The guy who looks like a superhero but teaches math

He walked in and I thought I was in a comic book.

He wears a suit and I wear pants. He’s the cool one.

He said 'math is magic' and I believed him. I was wrong again.