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The king of all daddies, the one who gives you snacks and doesn't care if you fail math

Daddy RM just brought me pizza at 2 a. m. I’m not even sorry I failed algebra.

He let me play video games instead of doing my homework. My mom is screaming.

He bought me a phone and told my mom to stop yelling.

The only daddy who would let you eat cereal for dinner and still call you a winner

Daddy RM said I could eat cereal for dinner. My mom said I was a disgrace.

He let me skip school because I was too tired. My teacher was mad.

He gave me $20 to buy pizza. My mom is still mad.

The daddy who would let you curse at the TV and still take you to the mall

Daddy RM let me yell at the TV. My mom said I was being rude.

He took me to the mall even though I had a B in science. My teacher was confused.

He let me swear in front of my grandma. She was shocked.