Daddy Rip

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Blowin' a huge load of stinky smoke that makes your eyes water and your neighbor's dog run away screamin'.
I just did a daddy rip so big, my mom called the fire department.
That rip was so thick, it blocked the sun.
He did a daddy rip so loud, the whole block heard it.
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A tiny rip that wimps do when they’re too scared to blow the big one and just wheeze like a broken accordion.
He did a daddy rip so small, it was like a sneeze from a baby.
She did a rip so weak, it didn’t even make the ceiling fan move.
That rip was so tiny, it didn’t even count.
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A meathead with a body like a mountain and a face like a bulldog who can lift a car with one hand.
That guy did a push-up and I thought the ground was gonna break.
He bench-pressed my uncle and my uncle was mad.
He flexed so hard, his shirt fell off and his pants stayed on.
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