Daddy Ride

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When a man shoves his junk between a woman's boobs just to get off, like he's the king of the buffet and the boobs are the dessert.
My man just did the daddy ride in the back of the Uber and got caught by the driver.
She said it was a surprise when he showed up with a strapon and a smile.
He texted me, 'I’m doing the daddy ride in the grocery store. Don’t ask questions.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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Putting your weenie between a woman’s tits like you’re a hungry kid and the tits are the last slice of pizza.
He did the daddy ride in the middle of a Zoom call and didn’t even flinch.
She called him out for doing it in the lobby of the hotel.
He said it was a work-related daddy ride and I believed him for five minutes.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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When a guy gets so turned on by a woman’s boobs he just sticks his meat in there like it’s a free drink at a bar.
He did the daddy ride in the elevator and the guy across from us was confused.
She texted me, 'He did it in the car. I’m still riding.'
He said it was a daddy ride and then asked if she wanted to go for a walk.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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When a man shoves his junk between a woman’s tits like it’s a Sunday brunch and he’s the only one who knows the menu.
He did the daddy ride in the kitchen and the neighbor called the cops.
She said it was a daddy ride and then he asked for seconds.
He texted me, 'I did the daddy ride in the park. No one saw me.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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Putting your junk between a woman’s tits like it’s a free pass to heaven and you’re not going to waste it.
He did the daddy ride in the office and the boss walked in.
She said he did it in the restaurant and got kicked out.
He texted me, 'I did the daddy ride in the gym. I’m still sore.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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When a man sticks his meat between a woman’s boobs like it’s a game show and he’s ready to win.
He did the daddy ride in the airport and got a weird look from the flight attendant.
She said he did it in the mall and got a ticket.
He texted me, 'I did the daddy ride in the car. I’m still riding.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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