daddy quinn

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the dad who thinks he's cool but still smells like old pizza and regret

Dad: 'I'm outta here, son.' Son: 'You're still in the house.'

Dad tried to text me but spelled 'cool' as 'coo l.'

He left his coffee mug in the toilet and called it 'a lifestyle.'

the man who still wears his high school gym shorts and calls it 'fashion'

He showed up to my concert wearing gym shorts and a t-shirt that said 'I survived 2008.'

He tried to dance to my song and fell over like a felled tree.

He said my band was 'okay' and left before the encore.

the guy who thinks he's tough but still cries at every sad movie and every pizza commercial

He cried during 'The Lion King' and then asked for a slice of pizza.

He sobbed during the 'Titanic' scene and then said, 'That's how I knew I loved my wife.'

He wept during the pizza commercial and then bought 10 pizzas.