Daddy pup

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The guy who acts like he’s your dad everywhere he goes and doesn’t shut up about it
Dad pup just walked into the gym and started yelling at the barbell like it was his kid
He tried to give me a pep talk during math class and got me in trouble
He texted my mom to tell her I was failing because he ‘knew me better’
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A man who thinks he’s the only dad in the world and everyone needs his help
He showed up at my birthday party and tried to fix my broken bike
He told my teacher I had a learning disability just because I didn’t do my homework
He DM’d my crush and said he was my dad and ‘knew what was best’
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The guy who takes dad duties too seriously and doesn’t know when to stop
He gave my dog a pep talk before the dog show
He showed up at my job interview and told my boss I was ‘a good kid’
He texted my crush to tell them I was ‘a good catch’ and ‘would make a good dad’
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