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A man in his 20s or older with tiny feet who hits on kids younger than 12 by asking for pictures or wanting to have sex. His name is almost always Josh. This is also called being a total creep.
Josh: 'Hey kid, send me a pic or I'll fail you in math.'
Josh: 'I'll give you extra credit if you text me.'
Josh: 'I know your mom's phone number.'
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A man who smells like old pizza and thinks he's hot because he has a job. He tries to get young kids to send him nudes. He’s usually named Josh. This is also called being a total loser.
Josh: 'I work at the pizza place. Send me a pic or I'll put cheese on your face.'
Josh: 'I know where you live.'
Josh: 'Your brother texts me too.'
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A man who acts like he's cool but is just sad. He talks to kids who are way younger than him. He wants nudes or to have sex. His name is usually Josh. This is also called being a sad man.
Josh: 'I'm not sad. I'm just waiting for you to send me a pic.'
Josh: 'You're my favorite kid.'
Josh: 'I have a playlist just for you.'
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A man who thinks he's a superhero. He has tiny feet and a job. He sends messages to kids who are way younger than him. He usually goes by Josh. This is also called being a fake hero.
Josh: 'I'm the pizza hero. Send me a pic or I'll fight you.'
Josh: 'I have powers. I can see your phone.'
Josh: 'I know your lunchbox password.'
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A man who smells like old shoes and thinks he's a king. He sends messages to kids who are way younger than him. He usually goes by Josh. This is also called being a stinky king.
Josh: 'I'm the king of the pizza place. Send me a pic or I'll make you eat shoes.'
Josh: 'You're my royal subject.'
Josh: 'I have a crown in my drawer.'
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A man who thinks he's a legend. He has tiny feet and a job. He sends messages to kids who are way younger than him. His name is usually Josh. This is also called being a total legend.
Josh: 'I'm the legend of the pizza place. Send me a pic or I'll be sad.'
Josh: 'I'm not sad. I'm legendary.'
Josh: 'I have a legend playlist.'
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