daddy prawn

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a smelly, sad, and obsessed creep who won't stop bugging you even after you tell him to die in a fire.

'I swear if you come back one more time, I'll throw your prawn guts in the trash.'

'Daddy prawn just texted me a 10-minute rant about his existential crisis.'

'He followed me to the grocery store and asked if I wanted to buy him a snack.'

the worst kind of friend, always sad, always talking about his problems, and never letting you go.

'Daddy prawn just showed up at my house with a sandwich and a sob story.'

'He sent me a voice note at 2 a. m. about how his life is falling apart.'

'He won’t stop texting me about his feelings even though I told him to stop.'

a loser who thinks the whole world revolves around him and won’t stop whining about it.

'He texted me 17 times in one day about how his life is the worst.'

'He came to my house crying because he didn’t get a like on Instagram.'

'He won’t stop talking about how no one understands him.'