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A hot new dad who thinks his kid is the best thing since sliced bread, but only if it makes him look cool.

"My kid’s got a Instagram account with 10,000 followers. I got 5,000. I’m just the dad."

He posts a video of his kid eating cereal and calls it 'the next big thing.'

He’s got a tattoo of his kid’s name, but only because it’s trendy.

A guy who’s got a kid, and a huge ego, and uses the kid like a trophy to show off.

"I don’t need a job. My kid’s got a following bigger than my ex."

He brings his kid to every party like it’s a celebrity appearance.

He told the barista to call him 'Dad of the Year', even though his kid’s only two.

A guy who’s proud of his kid, but only because it helps him look good in front of everyone.

He posts a picture of his kid with a crown and says, 'King of the World.'

He brought his kid to a meeting just to prove he’s got a life outside of work.

He got a custom shirt that says 'Dad’, but only because it’s popular.

A guy who’s got a kid, and uses it to flex, but still thinks he’s the best dad ever.

He told his kid to pose for a photo so he could post it on Facebook and get likes.

He’s got a shirt that says 'Dad’, and he wears it every day, even when it’s inside out.

He brought his kid to the gym just to show off during a workout.

A new dad who thinks his kid is the best, but only because it makes him look cool, and he’s not afraid to say it.

He told his kid, 'You’re the best, and I’m the best dad.'

He posts a video of his kid crying and says, 'This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.'

He got a tattoo of his kid’s name, but only because it’s popular.

A guy who’s got a kid, and uses it like a trophy, but still thinks he’s the best dad in the world.

He told his kid, 'You’re the best, and I’m the best dad.'

He brought his kid to a meeting just to show off.

He got a shirt that says 'Dad’, and he wears it every day, even when it’s inside out.