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A girl who is so pimpin she could make a grandma blush and bring her to tears.
My homie’s sister is a daddy pimp. She got 10 guys beggin for her hand in marriage.
That girl walks in and the whole club goes quiet. She’s a daddy pimp.
My cousin’s a daddy pimp. She got 3 guys in the back of her car beggin for her love.
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He’s the man. He’s got the clothes, the hoes, the money, and the car that makes your car look like a toy. Everyone wants to be him.
That dude walks in and the whole club is like, ‘Who is that?’
He’s the type of guy who could beat up your dad and still have time to flirt with your mom.
He’s so cool he could make a teacher cry.
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A guy who’s so cool he can get bitches and weed in less than an hour, and still have time to eat a whole pizza.
He asked for weed and a girl, and he got both in less than 10 minutes.
That guy walks in and everyone’s like, ‘Where’d he get that?’
He got a girl and a joint, and he still had time to eat a whole pie.
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A pimp who controls over 100 women, and they all know they’re the lucky ones.
He’s got 100 women and they all know they’re the lucky ones.
That guy has so many hoes he could start a club.
He’s got a hundred women and they all know they’re the best.
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A guy who’s got so many girls, they all know they’re the lucky ones.
He’s got so many girls, they all know they’re the lucky ones.
He’s got more girls than a teacher has students.
He’s got a whole squad of girls and they all know they’re the best.
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The main pimp, the boss of all pimps, the guy who’s got so many girls, he could start his own club.
He’s the main pimp and he’s got so many girls, they could start a club.
That guy’s the main pimp. He’s got more hoes than a hotel has rooms.
He’s the main pimp, and he’s got more girls than a teacher has students.
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What a nude model calls her manager when she wants to get out of the life.
She called her manager ‘daddy pimp’ because she was tired of being a model.
That girl called her manager ‘daddy pimp’ because she was done with the life.
She called her manager ‘daddy pimp’ because she wanted out.
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