daddy pig

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The most gay pig ever. He’s Peppa’s dad and everyone thinks he’s a total fag. Even his own family laughs at him.
Daddy Pig is the gayest pig in the whole world. I’m not even kidding.
Daddy Pig is like a rainbow with a mouth. He eats and farts rainbows.
He’s so gay he turned his own family gay. I’m not even exaggerating.
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A huge pig with a belly bigger than a pig’s brain. He eats so much he forgets his own kids.
Daddy Pig is like a pig-shaped donut. He eats and rolls around like a donut.
He eats so much he forgot Peppa was his daughter. Classic.
He’s so fat he can’t even walk. He just rolls like a pig-shaped wheel.
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The worst dad ever. He ran over George and Peppa. Then Mommy Pig killed him. And it was deserved.
Daddy Pig was so bad he got killed by his own wife. That’s a win for Mommy Pig.
He hit George and Peppa with his stupid pig car. Total disaster.
He was such a terrible dad. Mommy Pig had to murder him. It was justice.
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The sexiest pig ever. He’s Peppa’s dad and also the best in bed. Like, super good.
Daddy Pig is the best in bed. He’s like a pig-shaped lover.
He’s so sexy he could make a pig blush. I’m not lying.
He’s not just Peppa’s dad. He’s also my lover. That’s how good he is.
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A pig who likes to eat ass and acts like a pig when he does it. Very messy.
Daddy Pig eats ass like it’s a pig-shaped meal. Total mess.
He’s a pig who eats ass and then rolls around like a pig who just ate a donut.
He eats ass and farts like a pig who just exploded. Total disaster.
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A pig who gets tied up and has an apple stuck in his mouth and butt. Only happens on holidays.
Daddy Pig gets tied up and has an apple in his butt on Thanksgiving. Classic.
He gets an apple stuck in his mouth and butt on Christmas. Like a pig-shaped holiday gift.
He’s tied up with apples on his mouth and butt. That’s how bad he is.
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A pig who loves food and pancakes. He eats them like they’re the last pancakes on earth.
Daddy Pig eats pancakes like they’re the last ones on earth. Total pig.
He loves food and pancakes more than his own kids. Classic.
He eats so much he turns into a pancake pig. That’s how bad it is.
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