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he’s so hot it burns and his cock is so big it’s like a goddamn meat mountain and he’s got a holy ass

I saw him in the shower and I almost fainted from the heat of his manliness.

He walked in and the whole bar turned to look at him like he was the second coming.

His dick is so big I think it’s gonna break the internet.

he’s a fire-breathing god with a cock so big it could launch satellites and his ass is holy

He’s so hot I think he’s gonna start a war just to get attention.

His ass is so holy I think the Pope wants to pray to it.

His cock is so big it could probably beat up a dragon.

he’s the most handsome man on earth and his cock is so big it’s like a meat tornado and his ass is so holy it’s like a saint

He walked into the room and I dropped my phone because I was too busy staring at him.

His cock is so big I think it’s got its own Instagram page.

His ass is so holy I think I saw the devil kneel and pray to it.