daddy paul

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A guy you call when he looks like he just stepped out of a meat locker and smells like a wet dog.

Daddy Paul? That guy? He looked like he'd been wrestling a goat and forgot to shower.

I called Daddy Paul because he was wearing pants and a shirt. Both were stained.

Daddy Paul? That man? He had more hair on his chest than I have on my head.

The guy you name because he's got more jizz in his veins than a college freshman at a keg party.

Daddy Paul? He came in with a face like a raccoon and a smell like a garbage can in summer.

I called him Daddy Paul because he looked like he'd been kissed by a donkey and a sock.

Daddy Paul? That man walked in and my nose ran like a waterfall.

A man you name because he’s got more sweat, more dirt, and more bad decisions than a middle school gym.

Daddy Paul? He walked in like he just fought a bear and lost.

I called him Daddy Paul because he smelled like a gym sock that had been left in a landfill.

Daddy Paul? That man looked like he’d been buried in a dirt pit and then dug out by a goat.