1 you’re so ugly I can’t even feel my own pain Expand You look like a raccoon that got hit by a carYour face makes my pants hurtI’d rather eat a shoe than look at you again + Examples
2 you’re like a broken toaster that still burns your bread Expand Your hair looks like a flamingo exploded in a dumpsterYou’re so bad at life it’s a sportYou’re the reason I don’t believe in ghosts anymore + Examples
3 you’re the reason I started crying in public Expand You’re like a bad movie that won an OscarI’d rather be tortured than be near youYou’re the worst thing that ever happened to my brain + Examples